Quotation event ^_^

Event : Quotation
Date : 15th to 22th December 2010


What u need to do is , post ur best quotation ever about anything.
Example:

A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.

Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter 'penis.'
Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer's response:

PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!

Each 4 lucky winner will recieve :
3 Stamina saver
3 Animal cracker


Winner

1. fern
2. ChemiLL
3. Coldblard
4. Arene

Save water, shower together. ^^

Resist the Temptation
Kill the Penetration

:DD

i think its not a quotation but a joke..

err i think tat shud not be a problem
its about anything

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths u took, but how many moments that took your breath away

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???


-Part 2-
Someone once told me, "Don't worry, someday your prince charming will come".

Well, I guess mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Random Quotes that i like personally...:
1)满命你怕什麽?！
2)GearUPnPIA!

very random i know... thats why random quotes =P

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

Son: MOM IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO I DO?
Dad: Stand there and watch her burn.
Son: ... what?
Dad: It's alright because she likes the way it hurts.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
Helen Keller

Seven Deadly Sins - Wrath, Greed, Sloth, Pride, Lust, Gluttony & ENVY.
ENVY Is Not A Sin . It's The Ability To Count Others Blessing Rather Than Your Own

Quote 1 : I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
Quote 2 : Two Drunk men were sitting in the park. The first one says,
“Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn’t bend it with both hands.”
“By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.”
“By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I’m gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand.”
“So”, says the second drunk, “What’s your point?”
“Well”, says the first, “I’m just wondering how much stronger I’m gonna get